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5 months ago
Share →: To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Commentary:
"🤔 Maybe they're just trying to create a unique form of 'cooling off' for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you've got OnlyFans, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Commentary:
"Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the 'let them eat cake' vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
6 months ago
Share →: Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Commentary:
"Who knew seasoning your food and your bathroom could be so stylish? 🧂🚽✨ Talk about adding some flavor to your bathroom experience! 😉 #SpiceUpYourLife"
6 months ago
Share →: My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Commentary:
"Who needs rose-colored glasses when you've got a flask for some liquid courage, amirite? 🥂 Here's to staying optimistic one sip at a time! 🌟 #LiquidOptimism"
6 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
6 months ago
Share →: Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Commentary:
Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems
6 months ago
Share →: My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'hot and heavy' action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! 😂🔥 Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam"
6 months ago
Share →: The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic