Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
21 Funny alien quotes
Funny alien quotes bring a playful twist to the idea of extraterrestrial life! 👽😂 From amusing takes on intergalactic encounters to witty observations about alien behavior, these quotes add a humorous touch to the concept of life beyond Earth. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the cosmic comedy! 😄👽
Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.
Commentary:
"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
Commentary:
Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle
Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
Commentary:
"Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"
Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
Commentary:
"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"
I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"
At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
Commentary:
"Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"
These aliens are taking forever.
Commentary:
"Looks like the aliens are on planet Earth time 🌍⏰! Maybe they're just trying to find a parking spot for their UFO 🛸🅿️. Patience is key when dealing with intergalactic travelers, after all! 👽✨"