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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.
I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”
They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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5 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.
5 months ago
Share →: There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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"Ah, the age-old mystery of extraterrestrial life 💫 If only aliens accepted government funding, we'd have interplanetary stimulus packages by now! 👽💸 #GovernmentPriorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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"Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can't join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld"
5 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"
5 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
5 months ago
Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"