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6 months ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth is hosting the universe's most anticipated event – Alien Invasion! 👽🚀 Remember, patience is key… but maybe keep some intergalactic snacks ready, just in case! 🍬🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: This alien invasion could have been an email.

Commentary:
👽📧 "Instead of invading Earth with flashy spaceships and tentacled creatures, couldn't they have just sent a polite email? Much less dramatic and far more cost-effective. Let's hope they remember proper intergalactic email etiquette next time! 🛸👾"
6 months ago
Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Commentary:
Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.
6 months ago
Share →: There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of extraterrestrial life 💫 If only aliens accepted government funding, we'd have interplanetary stimulus packages by now! 👽💸 #GovernmentPriorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can't join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
6 months ago
Share →: Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Commentary:
"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"
6 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"