37 Funny alien quotes — Wordgag ツ

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Jan 28, 2025

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Jan 28, 2025

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Jan 28, 2025

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Jan 27, 2025

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Jan 26, 2025

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Jan 26, 2025

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Jan 25, 2025

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Jan 25, 2025

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Jan 24, 2025

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Jan 22, 2025

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Jan 22, 2025

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Jan 21, 2025

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Jan 21, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Jan 21, 2025

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Jan 21, 2025

These aliens are taking forever.

Jan 21, 2025

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Jan 20, 2025