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Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Spotted on Discord:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Going viral on X:

My favorite color is money.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Making waves on Instagram:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Making waves on Threads:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Reported on YouTube:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Making waves on Threads:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Shared recently on Discord:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Reported on Discord:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Trending via Discord:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Spotted on Reddit:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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