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"Ah, the age-old conundrum of the deceptive βstache! π§ Itβs like a tiny, wiggly curtain trying to hide the true face behind it. π Beware the mustache charlatans, for their upper lip abode may not be what it seems! π΅οΈββοΈπ¨"
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- I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
- Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
- Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.
- When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.
- Appliances always know when youβre getting a tax refund.
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"Age is just a number, but weird is a state of mind – and I've been rocking it since day one! π€ͺ Embrace your inner weirdo, it's what keeps life interesting – just ask my collection of mismatched socks! π§¦π" -
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"Who says you need a reason to celebrate? π· Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! π #WineWednesday" -
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"Why put off procrastinating when you could put off putting it off? π€π Embracing the art of delay is a skill perfected by tomorrow's champions!" -
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"Seems like a winning combination! π€ Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? π Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! ππ«π©²" -
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"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout lineβtruly a Jedi master level skill! πββοΈβ³ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! ππ #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos" -
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"Just call me the perpetual president of the Fatigue Fan Club! π΄π€ #AlwaysTiredButNeverRetired" -
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"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' β°π #FateAlwaysWins" -
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"Maybe Waldo is a hide-and-seek champion avoiding his fans, or he owes money to the IRS! π΅οΈββοΈπΈ Let's turn the tables on Waldo – Where are you hiding, buddy? π€π" -
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Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces π€ͺ and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men π§. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! πππͺ #BeautyStruggles
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- 11 out of 10 women are always right.
- I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
- People always love to claim that a celebrityβs death is βunexpectedβ, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
- Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.
- Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
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