70 Funny animals quotes

• I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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  1 week ago

  animal, animals, human, humor, i, just, ones, sarcasm, smile

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

• I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, conversation, humor, i, imagination, personality, quirky, reply, stable, talk, wait

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animals, appear, cool, experience, fun, hanging, hanging out, happen, just, lot, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, outdoor experience, outdoor fun, outside, start, stuff, things, wildlife

• Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, humor, instinct, know, minutes, nature, newborn, old, wit

• Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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  2 months ago

  alone, animal, animal attack, animals, attack, danger, death, dogs, fear, fighting, group, humor, me, pet, scare, street, walking, while

• May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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  2 months ago

  animals, attitude, behavior, children, courtesy, exactly, humor, kindness, life, manners, patience, respect, same, sarcasm, senior, social, social behavior, store, treat

• Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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  2 months ago

  animals, calm, cow, farm, floor, food, humor, whole

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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  2 months ago

  animals, application, concern, confidence, cover, cover letter, humor, job, job application, letter, lion, workplace

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