I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal. Posted on18 hours ago
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. Posted on23 hours ago
Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation. Posted on24 hours ago
My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas. Posted on1 day ago
God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” Posted on1 day ago
Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger. Posted on2 days ago
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Posted on2 days ago
If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. Posted on2 days ago
There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. Posted on3 days ago
I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Posted on3 days ago
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? Posted on3 days ago
She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” Posted on4 days ago