71 Funny animals quotes

• They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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  16 hours ago

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• Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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  16 hours ago

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• Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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  18 hours ago

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• I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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  18 hours ago

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• Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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  1 month ago

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• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

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• I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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  2 months ago

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• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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  2 months ago

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• Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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  2 months ago

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