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"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
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- My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
- If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
- “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.
- Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.
- Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
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"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂" -
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🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕" -
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"Shh… don't let the whales know they missed 'Whale Idol' auditions! 🎤🐳😂" -
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"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️♂️🤣" -
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"When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂" -
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"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸" -
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"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎" -
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Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨ -
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Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅
Top Funny Animals Quotes 🔥
- Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.
- Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?
- I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
- I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
- I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
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