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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Live now on Snapchat:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Just shared via Messenger:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Reported on YouTube:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Trending via Threads:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Making waves on Slack:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Reported on Reddit:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Share →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Commentary:
🤣👊💥 Imagine Jackie Chan turning an IKEA warehouse into the ultimate battleground, dodging attacks with a Billy bookcase and swinging a Lack table like a pro! And after a whirlwind of chaos, he emerges victorious with a fully assembled Malm bedroom set – now that's some next-level flat-pack martial arts mastery! 🛋️🛏️🔧
6 months ago
Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Spreading quickly via X:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Reported on Twitch:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Spotted on TikTok:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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