16 Funny attractive quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping my snacks close cause you never know when big bellies will be all the rage! 🍕😂🍔 #Trendsetter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the classic 'hope-they-make-the-first-move' flirting strategy! It's like playing a game of eye contact chicken – may the boldest one win! 😆 Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you've got the power of intense gazes, am I right? 😏💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

  Commentary:
  Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song 🍖🔥 Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure – BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! 😋 #GrillAndChill

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare art of being quiet at the right time! 🤐 Silence – the ultimate magnet of mystery and charm! Or maybe it's just that people find peace in your presence because you give their ears a break! 🤫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you're so irresistible, even the mosquitoes can't resist you! 🦟💁‍♂️ Who needs human attention when you have a fan club of bloodsuckers, right? 😄 #MosquitoMagnet"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

  Commentary:
  Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉

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