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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Shared recently on Telegram:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Just landed via Threads:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Trending via Snapchat:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Going viral on Instagram:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Spotted on WeChat:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Funny aunt quotes

Funny aunt quotes bring all the laughs and love wrapped into one awesome package! 🎉 Whether she’s the family comedian 😂 or the cool partner-in-crime 🕶️, these witty sayings capture that special aunt vibe perfectly. Ready to celebrate the queen of fun with some cheeky words and endless smiles? Let’s dive into the best funny aunt moments that’ll have everyone giggling and nodding in agreement! 🎈💖

New funny aunt quotes 👇

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

99 shares on X this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

41 shares on X this month:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Spotted on WeChat:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Breaking via Facebook:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Going viral on Messenger:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Making waves on TikTok:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Trending via Discord:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Spotted on Messenger:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Breaking via Discord:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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