Commentary:
"Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"
13 Funny authority quotes
Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.
Commentary:
"Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"
Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.
Commentary:
🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles"