17 Funny authority quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

  Commentary:
  Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of official job title skepticism! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe your 'boss' is just a really convincing cosplayer? 🤔 Remember, anyone can claim to be a boss, but leading with style and influence is what truly makes you the boss! 💼💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm disappointed in you' line from authority figures – the ultimate weapon of guilt! 🙄 Who knew they were expecting you to be the next superhero all along? 🦸‍♂️ Maybe they should lower their expectations to 'able to adult without setting the kitchen on fire.' 🤷‍♂️ Time to break free from the disappointment prison and live your best chaotic life! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ancient art of parenting: Establish dominance by unleashing your inner 'whine-master' 🤣👑 Who knew the key to ruling the playground was a well-timed meltdown? 🤪 #ParentingProTips"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

  Commentary:
  "Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"

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