151 Funny bad quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

  Commentary:
  "Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

  Commentary:
  "Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

  Commentary:
  "Bathroom lights: the ultimate sibling pranking tool! Just add a brother and shake well. 😂💡🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"

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