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Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Live now on Reddit:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Trending via WeChat:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Just landed via Threads:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Breaking via WeChat:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Spotted on X:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Trending via Discord:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Trending via Messenger:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Just shared via Reddit:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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100 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

49 shares on Threads this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

53 shares on Threads this month:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

27 shares on Discord this month:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

82 shares on Discord this month:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Broadcasted on X:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Going viral on X:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Going viral on Slack:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Spotted on Telegram:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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