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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Just shared via Telegram:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Going viral on Slack:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Making waves on Messenger:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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170 Funny bad quotes

Funny bad quotes turn life’s little disasters and not-so-great moments into comedy gold! 😂💥 Whether it’s a bad hair day, a terrible decision made with full confidence, or just waking up on the wrong side of everything, these quotes remind us that sometimes the “bad” stuff makes for the best laughs. Because if it’s going wrong, you might as well laugh about it! 😆🚫🤷‍♀️

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Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
2 days ago
Share →: Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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When you thought your boss was the tough one 😂💍#TagTeamToughness
6 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
1 week ago
Share →: You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
1 week ago
Share →: Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Sounds like it's time to hire a GPS just for life's detours! 🚦😂🚗
1 week ago
Share →: Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
1 week ago
Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
1 week ago
Share →: Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Commentary:
"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"
1 week ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Seen just now on Slack:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Spotted on Reddit:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Going viral on Twitch:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Just shared via Threads:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Just landed via YouTube:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Trending via Facebook:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Spotted on Slack:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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