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Funny Quotes About bag of chips
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- - Who needs a bag of chips when you've got a friend who tells cheesy jokes?
- - A bag of chips is like a relationship – you know you'll regret it eventually, but you just can't resist.
- - My life motto: if you can't eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting, are you really living?
- - Bags of chips and I have one thing in common – both of us are full of hot air.
- - Eating a bag of chips is the adult version of finding the toy surprise in a cereal box.
- - A bag of chips is like a magic trick – it disappears way too quickly.
- - People come and go, but a bag of chips will always be by your side.
- - The only bag of chips that has never betrayed me is the one I just finished.
- - Wisdom is knowing when to stop eating the whole bag of chips in one go.
- - If a bag of chips had a resume, it would list "great at crunch time" as a skill.
- - The only time it's acceptable to cry over spilled chips is if it was the last bag.
- - I may not have my life together, but at least I have a bag of chips in my hand.
- - I like my chips how I like my friends – salty, a little too crunchy, and always there when you need them.
- - Having a bag of chips and no one to share it with is the saddest love story of all.
- - If life gives you lemons, trade them for a bag of chips.
- - A bag of chips is the best listener – it never interrupts and always leaves you wanting more.
- - Chips may come and go, but the memories of finishing a whole bag in one sitting will haunt you forever.
- - They say you are what you eat, so I must be a bag of chips trying to be eaten in one go.
- - A bag of chips is like a good book – you can't put it down until it's finished.
- - I'm a simple person with simple pleasures – give me a bag of chips and I'm content.
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