34 Funny bank quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

  Commentary:
  🍌🍊🍎 "When life gives you lemons, the bank questions your entire existence for buying fruit. Watch out, next time they might suspect you're laundering grapes! 🍇💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, just a simple case of ambitious financial planning! 💸💼 Who needs bank tellers when you have aspirations, right? 🙃 Just remember, aspiring to hit the jackpot in the lottery might be a safer bet next time! 🤑🎰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

  Commentary:
  "If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! 🍔💸 Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… 😅 #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"

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