Funny basket quotes

• Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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  1 week ago

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• My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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  2 months ago

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• Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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  2 months ago

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• My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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  2 months ago

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• It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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  2 months ago

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• Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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  2 months ago

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• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  4 months ago

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