57 Funny beauty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! 💄💁‍♀️ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! 🔮✨ #MakeupTutorialMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow 🏃‍♀️💨✨ #LegDayDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

  Commentary:
  🌅 "Sunrises are like that one friend who shows up unannounced at 5 a.m… You appreciate the beauty, but maybe next time, can we have it at a more reasonable hour? 😆 #TooEarlyForThis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, that perfectly contoured makeup can only do so much when faced with a bad case of the Monday blues 🌧️💄 #BeautyIsSkinDeep"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩‍🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! ⚪️💇‍♂️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

  Commentary:
  Why indeed! 🐛💤 Maybe we just need to take more naps and trust the process. Who knows, you might wake up as a beautiful butterfly too! 🦋✨ #NapGoals

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