If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"