Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"