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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures
211 Funny bed quotes
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
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Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.
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Sounds about right, but my posture is so bad my chiropractor calls me their best customer! 🛌😅💆♂️
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
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When you upgrade your couch to a luxury suite with just one forgotten date! 🛋️➡️🛏️😅
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.
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Rolling out the red carpet for comedy royalty! 😂👑🛏️
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂