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Time really flies when you're waiting in line! β³π
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. Iβll think twice before wasting my time again.
I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.
