I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Commentary:
"Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!"

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Commentary:
"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Commentary:
"Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"

I'd like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"