268 Funny before quotes

• I miss you when I wake up before you.

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  7 days ago

  affection, before, early, early morning, i, longing, love, miss, missing, morning, relationship, wake, wake up

• Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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  7 days ago

  air, before, bored, boredom, cell, cell phone, entertainment, flip, game, nickel, nostalgia, old fashioned, over, pastime, phone, phones, public

• I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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  7 days ago

  always, appliance, beep, before, boss, defiance, humor, i, independence, kitchen, me, microwave, stop

• How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

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  7 days ago

  before, Bitcoin, Claude, code, cryptocurrency, humor, programming, Satoshi, technology

• Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, beef, before, conflict, core, humor, just, know, malicious, me, once, personality, upset, warning

• Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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  1 week ago

  before, both, burger, cautious, Chinese, Chinese burger, food, food search, Googling, humor, looking, looking over shoulder, over, search, shoulder, shoulders

• No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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  1 week ago

  actually, alarm, alarm clock, annoyance, babe, before, clock, full, hour, humor, love, me, morning, only, partner, relationship, sarcasm, starting, wake, wake up

• I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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  1 week ago

  age, aging, before, conclusion, conclusions, humor, i, jumping, patience, warm, warm-up, where

• (to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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  1 week ago

  before, compliment, cool, dark, dark humor, executioner, humor, i, irony, last, last words, met, unexpected, unexpected compliment, wish, words

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  1 week ago

  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

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