Funny quotes before

119 Funny before quotes

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

2 weeks ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

2 weeks ago

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

4 weeks ago

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

4 weeks ago

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

1 month ago

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

2 months ago

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

2 months ago

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

2 months ago

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

2 months ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

2 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

2 months ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

2 months ago

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

3 months ago

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

3 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

3 months ago

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

3 months ago