139 Funny before quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

  Commentary:
  "Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the nursing home is missing out on some epic dance parties! 🕺🎶 Maybe they're more into the classics like Beethoven or Sinatra? 💃🎵 Time to show them the wonders of techno beats and get the party started! 🔊🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

  Commentary:
  "Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of imagination at its finest! Dreaming of dreams within dreams – the ultimate inception of bedtime goals. 💭💤 #Sleepception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like time travel runs in the family! 🕰️✨ Maybe they passed down a secret Time-Turner or a DeLorean is hiding in the garage. 🚗 Who needs a TARDIS when you have a multi-generational time-travel lineage! 🔮👴👦 #TimeTravelGenes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

  Commentary:
  "I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of parenthood! Who needs a mood ring when you have kids? 😂😭😅🥴 Emotions before breakfast – the ultimate wake-up call! #ParentingAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about jumping the gun! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe your calendar predicted the future date? Or you’ve mastered the art of time travel? ⏳ Either way, oopsie! 😅 #TooEager"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'knowing better but doing it anyway'! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 💪😅"

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