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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.
Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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5 months ago
Share →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the confusion at those early Barenaked Ladies concerts! 😄 Bet some attendees were expecting something very different… like maybe a burlesque show or a nudist colony talent showcase! 🎤🎶 #MisleadingBandNames
5 months ago
Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
5 months ago
Share →: Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Commentary:
"Saving the world, one expired pepper at a time! 🌶️🥦 Maybe we should form a UN (United Nibblers) to prevent future veggie uprisings! 🥒🥕 #FridgeWars"
5 months ago
Share →: I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Commentary:
"Who needs a will when you have a spicy pepper to settle all your affairs? 🔥💼 Lesson learned the hard way! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination
5 months ago
Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"
5 months ago
Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Commentary:
"Asking a bookworm if they'll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they'll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let's not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture"
5 months ago
Share →: You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"