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Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
277 Funny before quotes
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨
People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?
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Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽
I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.
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Just waiting for the sun to bring me coffee and whisper sweet nothings before reality hits ☕🌅💞
Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.
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Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.
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Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨🍳🍳
I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.
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Revving up for a giggle-fueled adventure into the land of crazy! 🚗💨🤣