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6 months ago
Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! 🎉🥳🎈 Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? 😜
6 months ago
Share →: Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tragic tale of birthday expectations crashing down with the force of a thousand unmet wishes! 🎉💔 It's like planning a grand fireworks show only to end up with a single sad sparkler! 🎇😅 Remember, it’s not just about the party hats, but the memories you make…or the hilarious memes that come out of it! 😂🎈"
6 months ago
Share →: As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Commentary:
"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"
6 months ago
Share →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"
6 months ago
Share →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Commentary:
Hmm, if I were that elusive birthday gift, I'd probably be expertly camouflaged in the back of the closet behind old shoes and forgotten board games, plotting my grand entrance like a surprise ninja 🎁🕵️‍♂️ Or perhaps I've cunningly disguised myself as a household item, blending in with the decor until the perfect moment to reveal myself in all my gift-wrapped glory! 🎉✨ But hey, no need to keep searching,
6 months ago
Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Commentary:
“May your birthday bash be as wild as your grand entrance into this world – full of life, noise, and maybe a few embarrassed family members 😜👶🎉 Happy birthday!”
6 months ago
Share →: Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Commentary:
"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"
6 months ago
Share →: One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Commentary:
"Another year wiser? 🎂 Nah! Just one year closer to perfecting the art of adulting… or not! 🙃 Age is just a number, maturity is optional! 😜🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"