Commentary:
"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! ๐๐ Iโm now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! ๐
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63 Funny birthday quotes
I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!
The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.
For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headโ it expired.
The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didnโt happen.
Commentary:
Oh, birthdays and one night stands โ fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! ๐๐ Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. ๐๐ After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! ๐๐ฅณ #ForeverYoungInSpirit
Iโm like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.
The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnโt happen.
My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
