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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Just shared via Reddit:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Spotted on Facebook:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Just shared via WeChat:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Trending via Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Making waves on Discord:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Trending via WeChat:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Live now on Slack:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just landed via Reddit:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Just shared via Slack:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Just landed via TikTok:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Just landed via WeChat:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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