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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Seen just now on X:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Breaking via YouTube:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Making waves on Twitch:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Spotted on X:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Funny blow quotes

Funny blow quotes 💨💥 are here to lighten the mood when life hits you with unexpected twists! Whether it’s a playful jab at tough moments or just some cheeky humor to make you smile 😄, these witty lines turn setbacks into laughs. Ready to blow away the stress and catch some giggles? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on life’s little blows! 🎉😂

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Sounds like a real blow to your relationship dynamics! 😂💨❤️

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Ah, the classic troubleshooting method of our generation! 📺🔨 Who needs technical expertise when you've got the magic touch of a well-timed whack? 😂💥 It was a simpler time when TVs were sturdy enough to withstand our DIY repair skills! #ThrowbackTechRepair

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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Spotted on X:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Seen just now on Discord:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Spotted on Twitch:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Just landed via Reddit:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Going viral on Instagram:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Live now on X:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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