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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 25, 2025

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Shared recently on X:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Going viral on TikTok:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Just landed via Threads:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Just shared via Instagram:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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34 shares on Twitch this month:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

99 shares on X this month:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

87 shares on Discord this month:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Going viral on X:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Shared recently on X:

God saw you do that.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Making waves on Slack:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Just landed via Twitch:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Spotted on Twitch:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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