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Short men store so much anger in their little body.
Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.
My back and I are definitely not the same age.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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5 months ago
Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Commentary:
Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸‍♂️ It's like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully
5 months ago
Share →: Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃‍♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
5 months ago
Share →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Commentary:
"If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Commentary:
Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It's like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody's business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore
5 months ago
Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"
5 months ago
Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

Commentary:
"Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"
5 months ago
Share →: Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fun game of 'Where's Waldo' but with our aches and pains instead! 🧐🕵️‍♂️ Who knew adulthood came with its own version of hide-and-seek? 🙈💼 Just when you think you've found relief, *poof* it's off to a new spot! 🎯🤣 #AdultingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Commentary:
"I must have missed that software update… 🚗⚠️ Maybe I should trade in this model for a newer, more reliable model! 😅💡"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️"