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Sounds like my leggings have graduated to "almost-jeans" status 😂🤷♀️ #LeggingLogic
213 Funny body quotes
Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.
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Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆♂️🦵🔧
Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.
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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
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Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔
The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”
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Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦♂️😂 #SkincareGoals
I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.
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Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘♂️
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.
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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.
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When your body's like, "Let's sprinkle a bit of anxiety on this perfectly normal day for extra flavor!" 🧪🤪✨