Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
221 Funny body quotes
Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.
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Commentary:
"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"
Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
Commentary:
"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
Commentary:
"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"
You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.
Commentary:
Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn