26 Funny both quotes

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.
One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?
We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.
To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.
She is both the storm and the shelter.

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5 months ago
Share →: Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Commentary:
"Being bilingual is like trying to ride two bicycles at once 🚲🚲…and occasionally crashing them into each other 🤪🗣️🤐. Stuttering in stereo has never been so entertaining! 😂 #BilingualStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: She is both the storm and the shelter.

Commentary:
"Be careful, she's the kind of person who can knock you off your feet with her stormy personality, but then graciously invite you into the cozy shelter of her heart. 🌪️☔️❤️"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope this email kills us both.

Commentary:
Subject: The Dreaded Email Monster 💌👹

"Ah, the infamous email of doom has arrived! 💀 Brace yourselves, my dear recipient, for this digital beast means business! 📧🔥 Will we survive the wrath of its unread notifications and overwhelming subject lines, or succumb to its deadly attachments? Stay strong, my friend, and may we meet again on the other side of the inbox abyss! 😂💻 #EmailNightmare"
5 months ago
Share →: There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of finding those special two people to avoid! 😂 Who said being social was easy, right? Better stick with that third kind of people – the pizza delivery guy! 🍕🚗"
5 months ago
Share →: Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Commentary:
Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!
5 months ago
Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Commentary:
"Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Commentary:
"Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"