22 Funny both quotes

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can't both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"Pre" means before, and "post" means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025