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3 months ago
Share →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Commentary:
"Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed"
5 months ago
Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
6 months ago
Share →: Your opinions are not my business.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Commentary:
"Meatloaf as a safe word? 🍖🚫 Sounds like a deliciously creative way to set boundaries in a relationship. I guess some things are just too meaty to handle! 😂 #MeatloafDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Commentary:
"Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"
6 months ago
Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Commentary:
"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷‍♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁‍♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"
6 months ago
Share →: They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘‍♂️✨"