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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

Live now on Discord:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Just landed via Instagram:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Just shared via WeChat:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Making waves on Instagram:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

23 Funny budget quotes

Funny budget quotes bring a smile to saving money 😄💸 They turn the sometimes stressful task of budgeting into a lighthearted adventure, proving that managing finances doesn’t have to be boring! Whether you’re pinching pennies or planning big, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor to your money mindset. Ready to laugh your way to financial freedom? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on budgeting! 🎉💰✨

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

6 days ago

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

6 days ago

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

6 days ago

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

7 days ago

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

7 days ago

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

7 days ago

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

1 week ago

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

1 week ago

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

1 week ago

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

1 week ago

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Going viral on Twitch:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Going bananas on Facebook:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Shared recently on Messenger:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Just landed via TikTok:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Trending via Pinterest:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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