Funny buzz quotes

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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  4 days ago

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• Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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  6 days ago

  battery, beer, beverage, buzz, comparison, dry, dry humor, funny comparison, humor, joke, lack, lack of buzz, nicely, non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic beer, sarcastic, vibrator

• Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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  2 weeks ago

  bee, bumble, buzz, humor, poetry, red, rhyme, rose, roses, roses are red, twist, wait, wordplay, yes

• Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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  3 weeks ago

  beer, better, buzz, conversation, drinking, handsome, humor, point, starting, wear

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