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"Who needs stickers when you can have fridge magnets flying all over your car? ๐๐จ Just when you thought driving couldn't get more quirky! ๐คชโจ #RefrigeratorCar"
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- To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.
- There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
- Iโm done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.
- Please donโt tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our carsโ windows.
- Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.
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"Remember your roots – that's where you parked your ride! ๐๐ Don't wander too far, or you might end up taking the bus home. ๐๐" -
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"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? ๐๐ธ๐ #PrioritiesInCheck" -
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"Remember folks, just like how hanging out in the produce section doesn't turn you into a vegetable ๐ , simply sitting in a pew doesn't automatically grant you 'holier than thou' status! ๐๐ #TrueFaithGoesBeyondTheBuilding" -
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I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! ๐๐ฅ๐ค Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! ๐ฅ๐ #LifeGoals -
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"Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense ๐๐ It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! ๐๐จ" -
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"Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! ๐๐ Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!" -
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"Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! ๐ช๐ง Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!" -
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"Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! ๐ด๐ It's like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you've been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! ๐ " -
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"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? ๐๐ Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! ๐๏ธโ๐ฎ #StreetEats"
Top Funny Car Quotes ๐ฅ
- Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
- I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blastingโฆ It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
- Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.
- I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
- I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
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