86 Funny choice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… 🤔 Who knew stupidity could be so tempting? 😂 Perhaps the key to eternal happiness lies in embracing the blissfully ignorant side! 🤪 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Making decisions without consulting future versions of ourselves could be the reason we haven't seen any time travelers yet! But hey, no news is good news… right? 🚀🕰️ #NoRegrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

  Commentary:
  "Life is just one big rehab center with unlimited free samples! 🤪💊 Don't worry, some addictions are more socially acceptable than others… like binge-watching Netflix or hoarding shoes 😜👠 Embrace your inner addict with open arms… just maybe not while you're in line at the grocery store 😂🛒 #AddictLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

  Commentary:
  Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"

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