39 Funny choices quotes

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025