41 Funny choices quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

  Commentary:
  🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

  Commentary:
  "🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal 🍋🚪 Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

  Commentary:
  📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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