14 Funny choose quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

  Commentary:
  "I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old debate between the romantic and the realist! 🌹❤️💔 Seems like the realist always has a point – way to rain on everyone's love parade! 😂 But hey, one person’s wrong choice is another person’s lucky break, right? 🍀 #RelationshipRealities

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but watch out for those unexpected plot twists… like accidentally choosing the psychopath route! 🚶‍♂️🤪 #WrongTurn"

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