Why can't Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I'm trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Commentary:
🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"