83 Funny cleaning quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

  Commentary:
  Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

  Commentary:
  "Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

  Commentary:
  "The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"

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