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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! ๐๐ธ๐
110 Funny cleaning quotes
I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like Iโm erasing evidence.
Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.
If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.
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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!
If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.
