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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Going viral on Facebook:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Just shared via TikTok:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Just shared via Facebook:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Spotted on Slack:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Spotted on Telegram:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Making waves on Discord:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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62 shares on Telegram this month:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

50 shares on X this month:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

67 shares on Slack this month:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Breaking via Facebook:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Breaking via X:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Going viral on Telegram:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Shared recently on X:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Spotted on WeChat:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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