Funny Cleaning Quotes That Will Have You Laughing While You Scrub! 🧼😂

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Nov 15, 2023Nov 15, 2023

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Nov 2, 20232 months ago

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Oct 12, 2023May 6, 2024

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Oct 4, 2023Oct 4, 2023

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Oct 4, 2023Oct 7, 2023

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 10, 2023

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023