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Funny cleaning quotes

May 6
Share →: The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
Nov 15
Share →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
Nov 2
Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.
Oct 12
Share →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
Oct 4
Share →: I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
Oct 4
Share →: Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.
Sep 28
Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.
Sep 22
Share →: Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
Sep 22
Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
Sep 22
Share →: When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.