39 Funny compliment quotes

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  • It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

    Commentary:
    “Oops, I guess ‘stunning’ can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you’re going for ‘stunning like a rainbow’ or ‘stunning like a deer in headlights.’ 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat”

  • Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

    Commentary:
    “Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you’ve won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It’s basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘”

  • When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

    Commentary:
    Well, ain’t that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let’s spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee

  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can’t appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they’re obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista”

  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters

  • Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of curly hair! It’s like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let’s face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls.”

  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘I’m open to feedback’ dance – where compliments waltz in and critiques get the cold shoulder. It’s like saying you’re open to new Netflix recommendations when all you really want is someone to tell you how great your taste in shows is. Keep those compliments coming, feedback can wait in the green room!”

  • In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

    Commentary:
    Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I’m beautiful! 💁‍♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn’t allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals

  • I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you’re getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂”

  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like ‘crumble under pressure’ cookies! #CookieTruths”

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