14 Funny contrast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷‍♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁‍♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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