19 Funny contrast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am half agony, half hope.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sounds like someone's caught in a dramatic love affair with life itself! 🤔💔 But hey, keep holding onto that glimmer of hope on the horizon! Who knows, maybe the other half will be pure excitement and adventure! 🌟😄 #LifeIsADramaticRomance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

  Commentary:
  "She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! 🌼🔥✨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. 🌪️🌸 #FierceFlowerPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half princess, half menace.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, she's half royal grace 👑 and half mischievous mischief 😈! Don't let the crown fool you, this princess packs a punch 💥👸 #royallyrebellious"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: She is both the storm and the shelter.

  Commentary:
  "Be careful, she's the kind of person who can knock you off your feet with her stormy personality, but then graciously invite you into the cozy shelter of her heart. 🌪️☔️❤️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

  Commentary:
  "Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷‍♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁‍♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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