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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Just shared via Facebook:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Just landed via Discord:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Just shared via Instagram:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Live now on Messenger:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Reported on Pinterest:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Going viral on Telegram:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Making waves on Threads:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Going viral on YouTube:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Spotted on Threads:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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