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15 Funny crush quotes

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025
Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That's how delusions work.

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Unfortunately, I wasn't built for casual dating, I'm only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The class: "You want us to do what?" Super Mario: "Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It'sa easy!"

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025