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3 weeks ago
Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Commentary:
"Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"
1 month ago
Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Commentary:
"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
1 month ago
Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Commentary:
"When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Commentary:
"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"
3 months ago
Share →: The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Commentary:
"Well, if the world is in chaos anyway, might as well add a little more drama to it by confessing your feelings to your crush! Who knows, maybe love is the answer to all this chaos…or at least a good distraction!"
4 months ago
Share →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Commentary:
"Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"