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31 Funny crush quotes

Funny crush quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those butterflies πŸ¦‹ and awkward moments πŸ˜… when your heart skips a beat πŸ’“. Whether you’re swooning from afar or caught in a hilarious crush dilemma, these witty lines will brighten your day and keep the mood light πŸŽ‰. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even blush a little! πŸ˜œπŸ’•

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Posted on6 months ago

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Posted on6 months ago

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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