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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
42 Funny crush quotes
Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
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Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
They should invent crushes that like you back.
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When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! 📶😂💘
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?
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When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂
Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.
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"Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"
Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
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"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦♀️"
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
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"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
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"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"