Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
42 Funny crush quotes
My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.
Commentary:
"When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"
It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.
Commentary:
"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦♂️"
People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"
The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.
Commentary:
"Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"
Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.
Commentary:
🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅
Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic midnight ponderings of those adventurous souls who dare to question the very fabric of reality. 🤔💭 Just a casual Thursday night pondering the cosmic abyss, no big deal. 😅 #ExistentialCrisisChic"
Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.
Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"
Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation