I'm like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️"

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Commentary:
"Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you've hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"