46 Funny cute quotes

• At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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  beginning, behavior, call, cute, cute quirk, humor, later, little, motive, odd, odd behavior, partners, people, police, quirk, quirks, relationship

• Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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  cooperating, cute, day, face, humor, self-deprecation, struggle, today, trying

• So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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  across, adult, adult behavior, baby, behavior, bottle, crawling, cute, floor, funny observation, humor, i, intervention, need, observation

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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  always, cute, emotions, fire, house, humor, irony, mad, relationship

• When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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  animal, awww, cute, cute animal, humor, nature, observation, reaction, say, squirrel, wildlife

• Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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  adulting, asleep, baby, bottle, concerning, cute, humor, i, irony, sleep

• Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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  adorable, bear, cute, humor, idiot, kind, kindness, okay, Panda, personality, proof, super

• It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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  aspirations, computer, cute, emails, grow, grow up, humor, kids, say, want

• I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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  candle, chance, charm, curtains, cute, danger, fire, good, humor, i, left, nice, personality, pretty, smell, unattended

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