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Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! π΅οΈββοΈπ¬ Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! π€π #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked -
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Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" ππ Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! π π #MayaOops -
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Looks like your closet is ready for a philosophical debate! π€ Maybe it's time to break out that "existential crisis chic" outfit you've been saving for the perfect occasion! Who knew Nietzsche had insight into both philosophy and fashion dilemmas? Time to show that closet who's boss and strut your stuff on that date! ππΊ -
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"Optimist: The glass is Β½ full. Pessimist: The glass is Β½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. π₯π‘ Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset β cheers to starting the year off right!" -
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"Oh, I see the struggle of finding the perfect companion continues ππ°οΈ Maybe they're lost in a time warp or hiding in a parallel universe! Keep searching, you never know where your 'missing piece' might be hiding! ππ" -
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"Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! πͺπ¨ Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! ππ #CoupleGoals" -
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"Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… ππ Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! π"
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