13 Funny delusion quotes

• Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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  13 hours ago

  belief, better, communication, delusion, expectations, humor, paragraph, relationships, someone, treat

• Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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  2 days ago

  course, crush, delusion, going, humor, leave, love, reality, relationship, spouse, work

• Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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  2 days ago

  casual, delusion, fun, humor, intertwine, invite, reality, relationship

• Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, confidence, delusion, humor, mindset, motivation, self-perception, work

• I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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  2 weeks ago

  coffee, delusion, humor, i, love, morning, sarcasm, smell

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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  2 weeks ago

  belief, believe, confidence, delusion, delusional, humor, motivation, much, self, self-belief, yourself

• People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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  2 weeks ago

  accusation, accuse, arrogance, delusion, enough, grandeur, humor, me, people, sarcasm, self-confidence, worship

• Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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  2 weeks ago

  butterfly, crush, delusion, feeling, fun, having, just, literally

• My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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  2 weeks ago

  delusion, favorite, humor, i, just, motivation, need, optimism, procrastination, stress, through, week

• Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, delusion, humor, i, keep, lady, movement, moving, right, room, sarcasm, space

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