Funny delusion quotes

• 

  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between chasing dreams or staying in the realm of reality 🤔 Let's unleash those delusions and see where they take us! Who knows, we might just stumble upon a unicorn or two 🦄✨"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic formula for confidence revealed: 10% sweat and 90% convincing yourself you've got this! 💪😜 Just remember, it's all about the balance between hustle and self-deception! 🌟 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

For even more funny delusion quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny delusion quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌