12 Funny delusion quotes

• Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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  1 month ago

  acting, babe, communication, delusion, humor, misunderstanding, partner, relationship, right

• I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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  2 months ago

  balance, delusion, delusional, enjoy, enjoyment, give, humor, irony, life, little, self-awareness, too

• Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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  2 months ago

  belief, better, communication, delusion, expectations, humor, paragraph, relationships, someone, treat

• Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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  2 months ago

  course, crush, delusion, going, humor, leave, love, reality, relationship, spouse, work

• Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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  2 months ago

  casual, delusion, fun, humor, intertwine, invite, reality, relationship

• Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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  2 months ago

  90, confidence, delusion, humor, mindset, motivation, self-perception, work

• I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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  3 months ago

  coffee, delusion, humor, i, love, morning, sarcasm, smell

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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  3 months ago

  belief, believe, confidence, delusion, delusional, humor, motivation, much, self, self-belief, yourself

• People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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  4 months ago

  accusation, accuse, arrogance, delusion, enough, grandeur, humor, me, people, sarcasm, self-confidence, worship

• Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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  5 months ago

  butterfly, crush, delusion, feeling, fun, having, just, literally

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