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Funny delusion quotes

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

1 week ago

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

3 months ago

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

3 months ago

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

3 months ago