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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the โ€™90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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You canโ€™t scare me; youโ€™re not my credit card bill.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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โ€œIโ€™ll worry about it next time.โ€ Me pissing off future me.

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Employees should have to take their bossโ€™s last name.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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I think itโ€™s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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All of humanityโ€™s problems stem from manโ€™s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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Whenever Iโ€™m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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Iโ€™m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Breaking via Facebook:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. Whatโ€™s going on there?

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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