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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

2 months ago

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

2 months ago

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

3 months ago

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

3 months ago

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 months ago

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

3 months ago

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

3 months ago