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3 months ago
Share →: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the innocence of thinking high school was stress-inducing! Little did we know adulting would be a whole new level of chaos and confusion. Remember when the highlight of our day was worrying about passing a math test? Those were the good ol' days of blissful ignorance! 😅 #AdultingIsHard #StressLevel1000
4 months ago
Share →: I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Commentary:
Oh please, rolling on the floor laughing? More like rolling your eyes and maybe cracking a polite smile at most! 🙄😅 Let's keep it real here, shall we?
5 months ago
Share →: “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some explaining to do! 🎅🏼👀 Who knew Santa had a twin wandering around the mall causing chaos and confusion? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Always expect the unexpected during the holiday season, folks! 🎄😂
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we've got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️
5 months ago
Share →: You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Commentary:
"Eight hours of sleep? Sounds like a wild fairytale 🧚‍♂️🌙 Who are these magical creatures with such luxurious snooze time? Count me in for a slice of that dreamy pie! 😴💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Commentary:
“When life gives you sass, respond with class 😏🤯 #SarcasmVersusDiplomacy”
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Commentary:
Welcome to your 40's, where you're in the prime of life but also suddenly realizing that time has been playing some sneaky tricks on you! 🕰️😄 Embrace it, own it, and don't forget to double-check your birth certificate just to make sure! #AgeIsJustANumber #Feeling40AndFabulous