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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
Funny donation quotes
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"
I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
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"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"
If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.
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"If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"