Commentary:
"Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"
14 Funny dramatic quotes
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋♂️🙋♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁♂️💁♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
Commentary:
"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."
Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.
Commentary:
Buckle up for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🍿😅