Commentary:
"Breaking news: I've decided to ditch the rat race and embrace my inner plant 🌿💰 Photosynthesis, here I come! Who needs money when you've got sunlight, am I right? 😜 #PlantLife"
Funny due quotes
Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.
Commentary:
🤔 "Ah, the classic case of abandonment issues – brought to you by…well, abandonment. A true case of cause and effect at its finest! 😂 Who needs therapy when life provides such clear explanations for our quirks, right?"
Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! 🤷♂️ It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ⏰😆"
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
Commentary:
Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness
Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local procrastinator takes a stand against motivation! 🚫😴 #LazyLife #IDoWhatIWant"
If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"
I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.
Commentary:
"January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time! 😅💸 Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? ❄️💰 #JanuaryCheapskate"