19 Funny due quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

  Commentary:
  "Why limit it to today? I'm embracing 'unforeseen circumstances' as a lifestyle! 😜🤪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling cute, might plot world domination later 😈🤔 #EvilEra"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

  Commentary:
  😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is no longer priceless, it now comes with a hefty price tag! 💸💔 Better start saving up or find yourself a love bargain during the next sale season! 😉 #LoveIsExpensiveNow

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the brain is experiencing a '404 Error: Memory Not Found' situation! Maybe it's time for a mental reboot and a refresher on the password hint 🤔🧠 #BrainMalfunction #PasswordProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like you've been poetry-fied for personal reasons! 📜✨ Watch out, Shakespeare, here comes a new poet in town. Time to rhyme and shine! 🖋️💫 #PoetryEmbargo

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