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12 Funny due quotes

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

3 days ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

2 months ago

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

2 months ago

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

2 months ago

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

2 months ago

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

3 months ago

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

3 months ago

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

3 months ago

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

3 months ago