Remember, when a package says "sharing size", that's just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Commentary:
🤣😂 "When a package declares it's 'sharing size', just remember – it's like a wink from the snack gods, not a set rule! They can't send a snack police 🚔 to your door for enjoying all that goodness solo. Embrace the freedom, my friends!" 😜🍫 #SnackRulesAreMeantToBeBroken

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly"

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Commentary:
"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"