Funny enforcement quotes

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  6 days ago

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• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  1 month ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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  2 months ago

  before, cop, drive, driving, enforcement, humor, i, law, law enforcement, police, question, roundabout, traffic, wonder

• If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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  2 months ago

  backup, enforcement, humor, irony, knock, knock down, law, law enforcement, policeman

• Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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  2 months ago

  enforcement, food, guideline, humor, just, mechanism, package, remember, sharing, sharing size, size, snack

• If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, drinking, enforcement, humor, law, law enforcement, listening, nightlife, party, story

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