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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Funny enforcement quotes

Funny enforcement quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of rules and regulations 🚓😂 Whether you’re a law enforcer, a rule follower, or just someone who loves a good laugh, these witty sayings lighten the mood and remind us that even authority can have a sense of humor 🤣⚖️ Get ready to chuckle and see enforcement from a whole new, fun perspective! 🎉🚨

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

3 weeks ago
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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

1 month ago
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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

1 month ago
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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

1 month ago
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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

2 months ago
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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Trending via Reddit:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Just shared via Slack:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Breaking via Threads:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Trending via Discord:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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